WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I put my old cell phone up on freecycle, it's pretty beat up, still a decent phone, but not worth selling on ebay ya know.
This is a reply I got....

Would like the phone. Daughter broke hers and we can't afford to replace right now. Thanks

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

You seriously sent me a message from a BLACKBERRY to tell me you need a free phone cause you can't afford one for your daughter???? You seriously DID THAT!!!?????? I am absolutely STUNNED by this one. Wow.

what a combination

I have a toaster and toilet paper holder I don't need. Let me know if you want
them.

Is it a toaster with a toilet paper roll on the side? LOL

crazy?? no.......really????

This is a crazy request,but I am looking for a wii and the wii fit game. My
doctor says that I need more exersize(sp) . He says that it will help control my
sugar levels. If anyone has one I would really apperciate it, if ya would let me
take it off your hands. It will get used for sure. Thanks in advance. will come
pick up.

What's the worst that can happen?

we are a couple of responsible teens who want to have a small birthday bash and
we are looking for someone who is willing to loan there house for a night, or
even just be willing to have a bunch of new friends we are mostly all 18!

Oh this is SOOOOOO funny. Wow.

are you KIDDING me???

would like a fishing boat and trailer

No words people, no words

more crazy Canadians!

Thanks Pammie

Hi i am looking for toys that are interesting my 4 month old gets bored very
easy so i need toys to keep her occupied. she can seat up and roll over and
letting her watch tv just isnt working anymore please if you have anything
please email me thank you very much

I wonder if the extremely smart 4 month old also says that she can "seat up"
Read it for yourself here

Canadian Kijiji Craziness

Thanks Pammie! I guess it's nice to see that Canadians are just as greedy as us in the US. Ha!

I'm looking for a single or double bed in good condition that someone might
be giving away. I also do not have a vehicle, so would need
delivery. thanks :)

Looking for a free stainless steel oven

uh what???????

I am having a baby girl in july,so I need clothes size 0-3,burp
rags,socks,onesies. If anyone has a swingset that is in decent shape,I can
arrange to pick it up.I am getting married in September,if anyone has any
wedding decor;ring pillow,stand for unity candle,my colors are dark purple,navy
blue,and burgandy.If anyone has any bridesmaids gowns,that are any of these
colors,size doesn't matter.I need three of them,the same style
would be nice,but as long as they are pretty close.

Size doesn't matter??? So what, you just are going to pick who your bridesmaids will be based on who fits into the free dresses you get ??? Cause sorry but if you wear a size 16 and you get a free dress in a size 2......size DOES matter!

I NEED A WORKING PUSH MOWER. IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT WORKS AND DON'T NEED WORKED ON
THAT YOU ARE GETTING RID OF PLEASE EMAIL ME THANKS.

infuriating.

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

I have an epileptic exerciser. Like a ski thing. A computer moniter that is
brand new. a canister set that has country geese on them and assorted glasses to
offer. Preference to whoever will take it all at once. Doing some spring
cleaning and tired of storing it all. Must pick up and will need truck for the
exerciser.

Please note for future reference: Epileptic and Elliptical have QUITE different meanings.

If anyone has any 12 to 18 month or 18 to 24 month baby girl clothes they no
longer need, I would put them to great use. Please only nice clothes from
a smoke-free home. Thank you and God Bless.

I don't want crappy stuff that you want to give away for free, I only want NICE stuff. Come on people, I realize that you don't want to pick up a load of trash that you can't use, but demanding "nice" stuff for free is soooooo annoying. Even the smoke free part kinda irks me, cause hello you CAN wash it, it's not like a couch or something that would be harder to get out.

Stupid Questions

My friend Dea has started a blog to follow some of the stupid questions she is asked about her Ebay sales. Only one post so far, but it's a good one---go read it!!!

Got some good stuff today

I have neglected my quest for freebie freaks lately, and I apologize, but I am back in action today with some good stuff!
First a reader suggestion from Alexa:

" WANTED: Black Toaster Oven. I am in need of a black toaster oven. If
there is anyone willing to give me one, could you supply some photos? Thanks so
much!My crossroads are XXX."

It's always nice to demand that your free item be a specific color.

Then there are the spelling nightmares that shouldn't even phase me by now, but somehow I still get a headache trying to read these things

I AM LOOKING FOR TWO BENCH SEATS LIKE FOR A PICK NECK TABLE AND I ALSO NEED TO
STANDARD CHAIRS TO SIT IN FOR MY KITCHINE TABLE SOMEONE GAME ME TODAY. ANY HELP
WOULD BE GREAT THATN. WE ILVE IN XXXX . THANKS SO VERY NERY MUCH

Then there is:

I am looking for a good Laptop.if it comes with a wireless card that would be
greatThanks

Sometimes when I see requests like that I want to write my own. WANTED: A new house. Must have 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a nice kitchen with granite coutertops, and the living room must be painted green.

This is a good one---Thanks Pammie

im looking for some were to get a tattoo done chep and they most be good if i
like your work i will be coming back for more work

I hope this person isn't planning on getting any kind of words tattooed on themselves, because they certainly will not be able to tell the "chep" tattoo artist how to spell it!

You get what you pay for people!

http://peterborough.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-electronics-Looking-For-Somone-To-Do-TATTOOS-W0QQAdIdZ109231939

It's been too long....

I have been slacking lately, and there hasn't been a whole lot of action on my local freecycle group.
But I managed to clean a pile of junk out of the closet today and list it on FREEcycle. Free.
F R E E cycle.
This is a reply I got:

how much do you want for the stuff

desperation

If you have a electric Parafin machine that melts the wax for handsand feet I
need one desperately. Willing to pick up just let me knowwhere. Thanks,Michael

DESPERATELY needs it??? I do not even want to know what for!