One of my favorites
I HAVE A 7 MOUTH OLD PITBULL AND I WONT TO KNOW WAT TO FEED HER TO GET BIG?IF U
CAN TELL ME PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP THANKS
Where to start??? I mean I could pick on the spelling errors, but that just seems kinda mean. Oh hell, I am mean.... maybe she doesn't know what to feed her dog cause she has been looking for "PITBULL FUD" at the store instead of Alpo!
But wait, it gets better, another one from kijiji:
I AM OFFERING A LOVING HOME FOR ANY BIRD BIG OR SMALL A STAY AT HOME GRANDMA AND
A LOVING PERSON,I HAVE PARROTS AND COCKATIELS.ALSO I WILL TAKE SPECIAL NEEDS
LMAO! Special needs birds?? Wonder if she will take a special needs pitbull owner too???