"X" will be having her 1st birthday party! 9/28 at Chuck E. Cheese. All children
5 and under are welcome. There will be free cake, pizza and tokens for everyone.
Please call "B" for party details (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Present required to join the
FREE cake....present required ?????????
And doesn't this woman know that 1 years olds find Chuck E. Cheese to be the most terrifying place on Earth anyway????