Got some good stuff today

I have neglected my quest for freebie freaks lately, and I apologize, but I am back in action today with some good stuff!
First a reader suggestion from Alexa:

" WANTED: Black Toaster Oven. I am in need of a black toaster oven. If
there is anyone willing to give me one, could you supply some photos? Thanks so
much!My crossroads are XXX."

It's always nice to demand that your free item be a specific color.

Then there are the spelling nightmares that shouldn't even phase me by now, but somehow I still get a headache trying to read these things

I AM LOOKING FOR TWO BENCH SEATS LIKE FOR A PICK NECK TABLE AND I ALSO NEED TO
STANDARD CHAIRS TO SIT IN FOR MY KITCHINE TABLE SOMEONE GAME ME TODAY. ANY HELP
WOULD BE GREAT THATN. WE ILVE IN XXXX . THANKS SO VERY NERY MUCH

Then there is:

I am looking for a good Laptop.if it comes with a wireless card that would be
greatThanks

Sometimes when I see requests like that I want to write my own. WANTED: A new house. Must have 4 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a nice kitchen with granite coutertops, and the living room must be painted green.